如果個節目唔係SMAP做, 肯定悶死,

如果唔係"好鍾意SMAP"的FANS看此節目, 亦肯定悶死!

何出此言? 因為成個節目真係他們五個在一間屋內開PARTY, 圍坐在梳化茶丌邊, 吃吃東西, 喝香賓, "吹水"! 死味! 冇主題, 冇目的,

仲有, 個個"棟"起對腳, 有人仲玩腳指, 有個肥仔無啦啦去了沖涼都敢死! ><

就係0甘兩個鐘, 好0野!

不過.......

好似我0甘係一個SMAP BAGA (借了首領個"朵"), 就看得好開心, 唔覺唔覺就看了兩個鐘! 哈哈!

我成日話就是他們站在一起巳好好看, 今回更好, 好"屋企"的感覺.

一開始他們巳在一個APARTMENT內, 應在六本木/芝公園區, 因為好近東京鐵塔和彩虹橋. 他們坐在梳化, 亞剛拿住瓶不知名, 好似水的物體(希望不是酒), 好鬼滋油的行埋去....

梳化"L"型, 仔仔在左手, 然后係三少, 首領在中間"捏"了入那些"咕筍"到, 亞剛"攝"埋首領隔離, 少爺就坐最右手.

如常, 全是首領和少爺發言, 三少偶然點下頭, 亞剛望住兩個大佬, 個肥仔? 唉! 咪同上年明石家0甘, 開口食咯! ><

講講0下話不如叫些朋友來, 少爺和亞剛拿出電話....

少爺第一個打唔通, 第二個打到, 好似係"松隆子".

剛剛三少去了拿飲品, 不知他們打給誰, 便好"八"的問"邊個, 邊個?"十足那PSII廣告中問首領"什麼, 什麼"個樣, 好鬼可愛! ^^

后來亞剛的電話接通了, 那女子叫"TSUYOPON", 其他人什為震驚(我都係!), 追問是誰. 亞剛懶神秘話三少都識, 那女子叫"GORO-CHAN", 然后是"SHINGO-SAN", 原來係宮澤里惠小姐. 他們叫她開電視, 便可知他們是誰. 宮澤好開心, 亞剛便順勢邀請她過來, 宮澤好爽快的答認, 大家都好開心!

亞剛教宮澤怎去, 但為了要保密(個地址), 他行開講, 但班八掛公聽到"的士"? 哈哈! 亞剛收線后成班人圍住問點解他和宮澤0甘老友, 亞剛, 如常, 唔知點答(不過我都好想知!). 但係個樣因為叫到宮澤來有點"得戚"呢!

呀, 漏了說他們叫外賣, 首領一手就拿住"湯面, 烏冬"的外賣紙, 少爺反駁話聖誕節, 食西餐, 叫PIZZA啦! 他們又唔可以話係SMAP, 人家問他們留電話, 便七手八腳的搵, 笑鬼死!

他們話不如播下歌, 首領一個箭步"標"去拿出一大袋帶, CD.. 全是首領自己的! 他說他有三套(0下?!), 一套自己聽, 一套收藏, 一套用來SHOW. 少爺話"SHOW什麼? 什麼時候呀?" "咪依家0甘..." 0下? 他真的...... 首領又介紹話那隻BOO好好聽, 要留意....

三少突然起身走, 話聖誕節要聽聖誕歌, 要落街買! 亞剛猛話唔好, 但其他MEMBERS捉住亞剛, 死肥仔仲用拖鞋又拍亞剛個頭!

其實我未聽得到點解亞剛唔比三少離開, 因只緊緊看著其他人"蝦"佢! >< 三少出門后, 仔仔和少爺一人一邊的"撳"亞剛落地, 首領癲埋一份, 好似"五馬分屍"0甘"屈"亞剛的手腳, 亞剛大叫痛.
"喂! 好放手喇0下!" 依句係我在電視面前大叫的!

他們后來用昨天明石家留下的傳真打電話比觀眾....

三少到了CD店, 他拿住個手提攝錄機自拍. 后面好多FANS跟住呵! 三少便開始選CD...

那邊廂, 門鈴響了, 原來宮澤到了. 亞剛去開門... 他又好紳士的替宮澤拿袋和手袋 (使唔使0甘溫柔呀!)

首領係最"興奮"0個個, 仲想幫她SET咪, 不過比仔仔打他 (打得好!) 仔仔為了出位, 無啦啦去了個健身器做SIT UP, 哈!

宮澤拿了個餅給他們, 是自己造的. (好叻呀, 個餅望落都好好味!)

首領好似個FAN 0甘, 成日想接近宮澤. 於是少爺一野坐在宮澤和首領之間, 激死首領! ><

三少回來, 少爺唔比他入來, 大家糾纏了一會!

三少不愧係好識逗人高興, 他一見宮澤, 便"飛"埋去, 拿住手上的CD話送她做聖誕禮物! 哈!

首領又想接近宮澤, 仔仔一把抱起他"掉"他落地, 首領瓜瓜嘈! 其他人就唔理, 齊齊吃那個餅, 並大讚好味!

首領又想再來, 今次係少爺"的"起首領, 仔仔和他又如法(亞剛)泡製, 首領好可憐呀!

最可笑係亞剛和三少唔鬼理佢地打交, 自顧自和宮澤吃餅! **

PIZZA來了! 但是大家也在吃宮澤的餅, 冇人去理, 少爺惟有去開門....

少爺邀請那PIZZA哥哥入來, 但告訴他不可告訴其他人SMAP在那兒. 少爺拿住PIZZA入去, 但三少, 亞剛和仔仔仲係和宮澤小姐吃餅, 唔食PIZZA, 冇人理少爺.. @@

首領話唱歌比宮澤小姐聽, 個傻瓜唱"CAN'T STOP", 哈哈! 仲跳晒舞, 不過..... 又係冇人理佢! **

后來宮澤收到電話, 要走了, 亞剛送她出去....

這時, 個肥仔走去話沖涼0咼!!!!!! ><

其他人入了浴室, "彭"的開了度門. 個肥仔真係除晒衫, 得番條毛巾包住! @@ 他們要他"入浴", (巳放好一缸水!) 但肥仔話D水好熱, 唔肯落去! 少爺叫大家出去先, 幾分鐘后又衝入去. 哈哈! 今次肥仔巳在浴內, 不過, 仲"摟"住條毛巾 (係唔係好失望呢?!) 你知日本的浴缸幾"大"0架啦, 亞肥豹SAN....... "全院滿座"咯! 騎騎!

期間少爺打比YUSUKE, 和亞剛一起說說....

這邊肥仔沖完涼, 準備吹頭..... "泊", 成屋FUEL跳晒, 漆黑一片! 少爺便拿住大光燈去照, 搵番個電箱, 開番D燈...
但, 肥仔未熄個風筒, 所以又跳掣, 唉~

后來又有人來, 又是亞剛叫的. 原來是森本先生(成日做部長那個叔叔!) 他買了麵包給各人... 那時電視上播住今年的CONCERT帶呀! 播緊"雪降"那首, 好想睇呀!!!!!

因為巳近尾聲, 少爺和首領話不如大家如果係睇緊他們的話, 在他們數五下后, 關掉家中的燈, 並和他們一起大叫MERRY CHRISTMAS!

他們全走出露台, 下面巳好多人叫 (那些跟住三少的人都知啦!) 然后數五下, 真係好多燈關上, 他們好開心, 猛話"睇0下, 睇0下!" 成班大細路!

哪, 就係0甘兩個鐘, 他們做了什麼? 哈哈!!!!! ^_<

　
後記
　
哪哪, 亞剛, 0甘叫剪了頭髮, 唔係化? 唔係好算0咼.... 係0甘二偷薄0左, 后面冇0甘"一大餅", 前面齊"咠咠"(個陰), 那叫剪了? @@ 風見0甘先算0架嘛...... >< 個貪靚佬穿上成套杏色的衫, 件冷衫有"虎紋", 好"時耄"0咼!

首領穿上黑背心, 白恤衫和黑褲. 個頭那些髮尾剪碎了, 但仲有少少啡. 仔仔件T SHIRT好靚, 紅色加白色的PATTERN. 穿上紅色的襪子, 好應節! ^^ 三少都係灰黑色, 少爺就係紫色的格仔衫...

好好笑, 他們真係"坐"在梳化上. 那梳化是皮的, 好大張, 但他們個個也是"日式"的"坐在上面...或者"棟"起對腳!

我都係懷疑亞剛那瓶是酒. 他好似有小小醉的. 少爺和首領都有開過他那瓶"東西"試試! **

宮澤小姐好高貴大方, 又親切, 好鬼鍾意佢! ^^ 不過亞剛唔使0甘"君子"呀嘛? 坐在她身旁, 好似放了杯水在中間0甘, 成條"罅", 好搞笑!

首領和亞剛唔好0甘"親熱"得唔得?! 羡慕死喇! 首領成日成個身挨落亞剛到, 橫跨去和少爺傾.....
兩個又自己"細聲講, 大聲笑", 我又要知! 亞剛又成日好似譴謫首領0甘打佢(實唔慌大力), 幾鬼"溫磬". **
 

In English

If this program was not by SMAP, it would be a boring program.
If you are not a "SMAP dai suki" fan, you would also find this program boring!
Why I say so, cause this program was really a party, five of them met in an apartment, sitting on the sofa round a coffee table, eating and drinking, talking with no specific subjects, playing around....
And they were like at home, walking around, and someone went to take a bath!!!!
And the program longed for 2 hours!  Ha!

But.......

If you are a "SMAP Baga" (sorry, use Nakai's "title") like me, you will find this program interesting, and time flies......

The program started in an apartment next to Tokyo Tower and the Rainbow bridge, so the view is very beautiful!

They sat on a "L" shape sofa round a small coffee table.  Shingo sat at the very left side, Goro sitting next to him.  Nakai in the middle and hid himself in two big cushions, Tsuyoshi sat next to Nakai and Takuya sat at the very right side.

As usual, Nakai and Takuya led most of the topics, they kept on talking.  Goro?  Agreed with them and knobbed his head.  Tsuyoshi looking at them talking.  Shingo wa?  Just like in last year's Sama-san and SMAP, started eating the snack on the table.

They suggested to invite some friends to join the party.  Both Takuya and Tsuyoshi took out their mobiles.  Takuya phoned to Mitsu Takako.  At the same time, Goro went to the kitchen to get some drinks, so he didn't know whom Takuya was calling.  When he was back, he asked "who, who?"  Just the same as him in the PSII CM, the kid asking Nakai "what, what?"  Haha, Goro was cute.

Tsuyoshi's call was also connected, the girl at the other side said, "Tsuyopon."  "Who is she?"  (I also want to know!)  The others were shocked.  Then the girl said, "Goro-chan."  "Goro-chan?"  "Shingo-san?"  "Ha?  Call me Shingo-san?"  Shingo was puzzled.  The girl was 宮澤里惠.  Tsuyoshi asked her to turn on the television so that she could know what they were doing.  She was happy to know that they were having a party.  Tsuyoshi asked if she would like to join, as she was just nearby, she agreed at once.  The others were happy.

Tsuyoshi then tried to tell her how to come to their place, but as they could not tell the audience where they were, Tsuyoshi walked aside and put off his mic.  However, the others still wanted to know what they were talking.  Haha!  "Taxi?"  Haha, they found out that Tsuyoshi eventually taught 宮澤 to take a taxi to their party!

After that, the other gathered around Tsuyoshi and asked when Tsuyoshi and 宮澤 went along so friendly.  Tsuyoshi wa, as usual, didn't know how to answer and did not answer (but I would like to know the answer ah!).... On the other hand, since he successfully invited 宮澤 to join the party, he was a little bit "proud of himself" ne.  Heehee.

Ooops, forget to write about the "take-away" part!  As they were hungry, they decided to order some "take-away" for dinner.  Nakai at once took out the order menu for Japanese noodles.  However, Takuya said since that night was Christmas, they should have some western style food.  He suggested to order pizza.  Takuya made the phone call.  However, he could not tell the shop that they are SMAP.  The shop asked him to leave a contact number, they tried to find the phone number of that house, haha!

Then, someone suggested to play some music.  Nakai was most happy and at once took out a bag of CDs, tapes...etc., all owned by him!  All the others were amazed and gathered around.  Nakai took out the CDs and told them that he always bought 3 sets.  3 sets?  "Yes, one for listening, one for keeping and one for "showing around"..."  Nakai said.  "Showing around?  When?  Where?"  Takuya challenged him.  "Like here and at this moment..."  Nakai said.  Haha!  He was really cute!  Nakai introduced that "BOO" was so good.

Goro stood up and walked to the doorway.  He said that it's Christmas so they should listen to some Christmas songs, so he decided to buy some CDs.  Tsuyoshi tried to stop him but the others caught Tsuyoshi.  Shingo even hit Tsuyoshi's head with a slipper.

Actually I didn't know why Tsuyoshi stopped Goro from going out, cause all I knew was Tsuyoshi was caught by the other three!  After Goro left, Shingo and Takuya put Tsuyoshi onto the floor, each at one side!  Nakai saw that and rushed to them and took Tsuyoshi's leg!  "Let Tsuyoshi go!"  Totoro was screaming in front of the TV.

They then made some phone calls to the audience by the faxes leaving from Sama-san's program on 23 Dec 2000.

Goro arrived at the CDs shop.  He took the handy view camera with him.  Haha, there were lots of girls following him (they were so lucky to meet him on the street!).  Goro started choosing the CDs.

At the same time, the door bell rang, it was 宮澤, she arrived.  Tsuyoshi went to open the door and invited her to the room.  Tsuyoshi was so gentleman to take the bags of 宮澤 for her.

Nakai was excited to meet 宮澤, just like the fans.  He even would try to help her to put the mic in front of her dress, but Shingo stopped him (by hitting on his head!).  On the other hand, Shingo, in order to attract 宮澤's attention, suddenly went to a "keep fit/sit up" equipment and did some sit-up, haha!

宮澤 took a cake with her, which was made by herself.  (Look really delicious!  She was so nice!)  Nakai would like to sit next to her, but Takuya said, "no, no, I should protect her."  So he sat between Nakai and 宮澤, Nakai was unhappy.

Goro was back (at the right time), but Takuya tried to shut the door.  They played around at the doorway.  Goro noted that 宮澤 arrived, so he ran to her and presented the CDs to her.  "This is the Christmas present for you.  I knew that you are coming so went out to buy this for you."  Haha, Goro, you always knew how to make the girls smile.

Nakai would like to sit close to 宮澤 again.  Shingo at once caught Nakai in his arms (you know how "small" Nakai is when compared to Shingo), and threw him onto the floor.  Poor Nakai!  Didn't get hurt?  No one took care of Nakai and started eating the cake.  Nakai would like to sit again.  This time, it was Takuya who took Nakai away.  Then, he and Shingo, hit Nakai just the same as they did to Tsuyoshi.  Nakai yelled.  Poor him!  The worse was Goro and Tsuyoshi ignored what's going on, eating the cake.  Haha!

After a while, the pizza boy came.  However, as they were eating the cake, no one answered the door.  Takuya went to open the door.  Takuya and Shingo asked the boy to come in and told him that he could not tell others that SMAP were there.  The boy agreed and left.

Takuya took the pizza in the room, but they had already eaten the cake, no one was interested in the pizza.

Nakai, who was trying his very best to attract the guest, suggested to sing a song for her.  He chose "Can't Stop!", even danced, but still, no one looked at him.......

宮澤 then received a phone call and she had to leave.  Tsuyoshi took her to the doorway and accompanied her out.  At that time, Shingo went into the bathroom and would like to take a bath.

The other rushed into the bathroom and opened the door.  Shingo took off his clothes!  Only a towel around!  The bath was filled with water and the others asked Shingo to go into the bath.  Shingo denied that the water was hot and had to wait.

Takuya asked the other to go out first.  After about 5 minutes, they rushed into the bathroom again.  Shingo was in the bath!  But, still a towel on.  (Haha, are you disappointed?)  You know how "large" a standard bath of a Japanese family, so, Shingo wa.... fully filled in the bath, wa haha!!!!

Takuya phoned to Yusuke and Tsuyoshi talked with him.  While Shingo would like to dry his hair with the hair-dryer.  "Pak!"  All the lights in the room turned off, all went into dark!  Luckily they got some handle lights and Takuya tried to find the fuels box and turned on the lights again.  However, Shingo forgot to turn off the hair-dryer, so, so......

Later, another guest came, also invited by Tsuyoshi.  He was the one who always acted as department head in the drama.  He lives nearby and he brought some bread for them.

While they were talking, this year's concert was showing on TV, I would like to watch that too!

Time flied and the program is to the end.  Takuya and Nakai suggested to the audience, "if you are watching this program, how about after we count 5, you turn off the lights of your house, and say "Merry Christmas!"?"

They went out to the balcony, a lot of fans were downstairs.  (Sure, cause some of them should be the one who followed Goro ma...)  They counted 5 and said "Merry Christmas!"  and looked around.  They really saw some flats turning into dark (turning off the lights).  They were very happy.

The program ended in such a happy atmosphere.  But, what had they done?  Haha!
 
 

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